If you know when the Constitution was written, you might be a Bircher.
If you can explain the difference between a Democracy and a Republic, you may be a Bircher.
If the last time you voted for a Democrat or a Republican, gas was under $1.00 a gallon, you might be a Bircher.
If you are confident Groucho, Harpo, and Chico did not have a brother named Karl, you may be a Bircher.
You might be a Bircher if you know that The Creature From Jekyll Island does not involve either Boris Karloff or Vincent Price.
If you were stunned to find out that the DM Register could have a purpose other then as a trash can liner, you may be a Bircher.
If your "Ginger vs Maryanne" debates involve Phyllis Schlafly and Margret Thatcher, you may be a Bircher.
If you’ve never seen an episode of Friends, you may be a Bircher.
If Jan Mickelson ranting for an hour about white mini-vans, bottle and can redemption, and driving 80 mph makes you nauseous, you may be a Bircher.
If listening to Rush Limbaugh causes you to start whistling "Great Pretender", you may be a Bircher.